Start crying

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

[Image description: A still from Tom and Jerry, showing Tom Cat looking in through Jerry Mouse's bathroom window with a surprised expression, as Jerry stares back at him in horror with his mouth wide open, trying to cover his body up as he was just taking a bath. /end description]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

they got pussy on this app?

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means