silence will fall

Alright but picture ur sub being needy and begging for your cock inside them. Saying things like “please, I just need you inside me.” being all whiny n stuff. so you oblige and make them straddle your lap and sit down with ur dick inside them. But then that’s it. they go to bounce or grind into you but you just grab their hips and steady them, saying “you only said you needed me inside you baby, not that you needed to be fucked.”

I’m gonna cry because George Harrison’s face was just to fucking gorgeous and I just can’t.

My heart is so full

Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.

reblog for noises

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

PLEASE

I need this cash money

I need it:(

Dude please

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

i wanna live in a cute little cottage in the forest with someone i love where we can have kinky sex but also lay out in the grass and drink tea 

Hands….