garbitch

go go gadget woman respecter

Eat and drink to survive

posted this 5 yrs ago. its still true. good to remember

Jesus spent a month in the desert smoking fake carts with his androooooid charger

I have been in this gay ass room for ten thousand years

imagine being an animal without a tail i'd be livid

wait

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads

the don’t know about this

sonic at ramadan: gotta go fast

one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.