Just Trying To Get By

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2018 Goals

Since last week I’ve been getting extra money at work for free

Yo Canada, quick question. Why is your money see through?!?

Yo USA, why the FUCK are we still using fragile scraps of linen like fucking animals when we could have fucking Laser Show Dollars instead?

I want to move to Canada just because their money is so cool

It is socially more acceptable to hate kids than to hate dogs

I checked my mom’s computer and found out that not only did she have a Tumblr, but that she was also following me.

“Among us” is a wonderful way to show the fallibility of eyewitness accounts.

“Okay students. Next we’re going to read The Crucible, but first we’re going to spend an hour playing Among Us on the school wifi.

I saw Goody Proctor vent in medbay

you know what? as americans we need to be GRATEFUL that we’re even getting another stimulus check. it’s not the governments fault that you were all irresponsible with your money and can’t afford necessities. you should’ve stretched that initial 1200 dollars and djksghufisbubdf could you fucking imagine if i was serious

Do you ever notice that the society that conservatives want is actually the textbook definition of a failed state?

oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

All america got is squirrells