What a long strange trip its been

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Worship the hand that beats you or whatever

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

meow btw. if you even care.

they're mine

ah I see. reclaiming the Self

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

cats are mostly on patrol but you can still talk to them

Born to have 10 inches, forced to bleed 10 litres