fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

They should liven up sports by giving every team a signature perk based on their mascot. The dallas cowboys can use a lasso once per game, miami dolphins have sonar in their helmets, california banana slugs are covered in vaseline etc

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

supporting his lower back and neck so he can sit up like a newborn baby

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

something something every accusation is a confession