Shiftza

I got one of those old ILOVEYOU viruses on my computer that came from a tab on my browser with the name ‘18 of the saddest, wettest, most pathetic men you’ve ever met want to meet you,’ and the virus popped up after I took a screenshot of the tab name to try and send to people rather than downloading anything.

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

yes yes acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery but sometimes when i kill someone it's just because i want them to die

honestly it's so hard to dispose of people you genuinely despise these days. can't fight them, that's too horny. can't impale them on your blade, that's way too horny. guns? don't make me laugh. killing them with your bare hands? having gay sex would be less gay. really anything that draws blood is off the table. can't hit them with your car because that's a sex thing too. tying them to train tracks - rope, bondage, nope, that's out. tossing them off a cliff requires skin-to-skin contact. poisoning them is kind of like an indirect kiss if you think about it. and arranging an assassination is too obsessive it's like having a crush.

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

Au revoir et bon débarras, espèce de connard triangulaire.

dm me if you want ringworm

I gotta piss hard. See you in a sec

back from my insane piss