fucksticks the magic dragon

baby girl you smell like quarters

1. Hello

I've decided to develop another mental illness, any suggestions?

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

me: hey art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor* me: okay!

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

The ghost, or?

remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood

I hate mennnnnnn

he text back yet?

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

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