Ungnome

“Slay”, huh.

me: sad because I’m not productive me: not productive because I’m sad

i love being independent but i also want someone to love and talk to but i always want to be left alone but im also lonely

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions

The concept of a catholic school is unfamiliar to me. What do you learn there? Holy math? Christian physics? Homophobia?

unfortunately you are correct

Oh