the notion of shane as "team mom" of the centaurs is obviously problematic in many ways but most importantly shane has never gone out of his way to give a shit about a teammate in his life. he's the main character and the rest of his team are Also There
hear me out tho . shane is the rich aunt. He’s rich af with all those sponsorships and has super expensive shit lying around that he got for free that he does. not . want . to . wear.He gives away a rolex to a rookie and does not care. He gets unreleased limited edition perfumes and sneakers. He dated a movie star who is now one of his best friends . He is the embodiment of Rich Aunt.
















