wanted to make a post about wishing to one day find someone who looks at me the same way i look at my dog but i already did. it's my dog.

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

Eating four leaf clovers is like, the Right Response to finding a four leaf clover yknow. You find a four leaf clover and you're like "oh sick! A four leaf clover" and then what the fuck are you supposed to do? Carry it around until it gets smushed and lost? Press it and have it be clutter? No, you eat that fucking son of a bitch. Absorb its power. Instant closure

being neurodivergent is all fun and games until someone is slightly critical of you and you suddenly feel physically ill

Don't forget when no one is critical of you but you think it's possible they might be critical of you in their heads and you suddenly feel physically ill