and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

Hey, what horror movie should we ignore while we make each other cum?

Only fat and disabled people's healths are attributed to some moral failing on their part. Other people are allowed to get winded on stairs, other people are allowed to be sedentary without judgment, other people are allowed to be unhealthy and eat junk and have knee pain at 25. As soon as you're fat, disabled or both all of these situations become the reason why you deserve to be treated like the shit on someone's shoes

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

I bet kissing + heavy touching would do wonders for my mental health

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups