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There was bickering behind Susan as she sought along the shelves in the canyons of Death's huge library, which was so big that clouds would form in it if they dared.
'Ah,' said Susan, under her breath. 'The Hogfather...'
He had several shelves, not just one book. The first volume seemed to be written on a roll of animal skin. The Hogfather was old.
Terry Pratchett / Hogfather
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regarding the state of my Jonathan Teatime WIP cosplay. audio is from the Hogfather movie, & the βdogβ in this video was looking at birdies outside the window lol
Susan stared at him.
Death leaned down. She stared up into the blue glow of his eyes.
YOU ARE KEEPING WELL? he said.
'Yes.'
SELF-RELIANT? MAKING YOUR OWN WAY IN THE WORLD?
'Yes!'
GOOD. WELL, COME, ALBERT. WE WILL LOAD THE STOCKINGS AND GET ON WITH THINGS.
A couple of letters appeared in Death's hand.
SOMEONE CHRISTENED THE CHILD TWYLA?
'I'm afraid so, but why---'
AND THE OTHER ONE GAWAIN?
'Yes. But look, how---'
WHY GAWAIN?
'I... suppose it's a good strong name for a fighter...'
A SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY, I SUSPECT.
HE WON'T BE JOINING US, said Death.Β
'Oh, and why not? Both of the children did letters to him,' said Susan. 'There's rules, you know.'
YES. THERE ARE RULES. AND THEY'RE ON THE LIST. I CHECKED IT.
Albert pulled the pointy hat off his head and spat out some soot.
'Right. He did. Twice,' he said. 'Anything to drink around here?'
'So what have you turned up for?' Susan demanded. 'And if it's for business reasons, I will add, then that outfit is in extremely poor taste ----'
THE HOGFATHER IS . . . UNAVAILABLE.
'Unavailable? At Hogswatch?'
YES.
'Why?'
HE IS . . . LET ME SEE . . . THERE ISN'T AN ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE HUMAN WORD, SO . . . LET'S SETTLE FOR . . . DEAD. YES. HE IS DEAD.
Terry Pratchett / Hogfather
The problem was that the Guild took young boys and gave them a splendid education and incidentally taught them how to kill, cleanly and dispassionately, for money and for the good of society, or at least that part of society that had money, and what other kind of society was there?
But very occasionally you found you'd got someone like Mister Teatime, to whom the money was merely a distraction. Mister Teatime had a truly brilliant mind, but it was brilliant like a fractured mirror, all marvellous facets and rainbows but, ultimately, also something that was broken.
Terry Pratchett / Hogfather
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@starfightervicki look who I found in Episode 2 of Chernobyl!
Major Medium Dave!
Lord Downey was an assassin. Or, rather, an Assassin. The capital letter was important. It separated those curs who went around murdering people for money from the gentlemen who were occasionally consulted by other gentlemen who wished to have removed, for a consideration, any inconvenient razorblades from the candyfloss of life.
The members of the Guild of Assassins considered themselves cultured men who enjoyed good music and food and literature. And they knew the value of human life. To a penny, in many cases.
Terry Pratchett / Hogfather
El Goonish Shive is a comic about a group of teenagers who face both real life and bizarre, supernatural situations.
Hammerchlorians. It's a Susan story, so I could pick basically any panel to post and rave about. But I thought I'd pick something off the beaten track this time. You know, this reminds me of a line from Hogfather by Terry Pratchett:
The phrase 'Someone ought to do something' was not, by itself, a helpful one. People who used it never added the rider 'and that someone is me'.
