I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa

Chronic pain is like: I'm in pain. "Well, you really shouldn't let that stop you from doing things." Ok, I guess I'll keep doing this even though I'm in pain. "Well, if the pain was really that bad, then it would stop you from doing things, so it's probably not that bad." Actually, it got worse because I kept doing things. "Well, why would you overdo it and hurt yourself? You should know your limits." Ok, fine. I know my limit, and I have reached it. I need to rest. "Okay, but last week you did all this other stuff, so I know you CAN do more, so I think you're just making excuses?" Ok.

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

[Video description: An edit of Anne Elliot and Captain Wentworth from the 1995 "Persuasion" film set to the chorus of "Silver Springs" by Fleetwood Mac. /end description]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

say what you will about fire and blood but the death of princess aerea continues to be one of the most effective pieces of horror mystery that i’ve ever read in my life and i’m going to be thinking about it forever and ever and ever and ever

do you think balerion wanted to go home. do you think the hundreds and hundreds of years old dragon just wanted to go home, and when aerea set him free he took her with him? he wanted to go home and he brought her with him but what was left of valyria destroyed her, burned her alive, planted creatures in her that crawled their way out of her skin. and he was injured. do you think balerion protected her? that he got injured trying to protect her, and brought her back to king's landing believing that maybe the familiar humans would help her, but it was all for nothing? she still died horribly, so horribly. imagine old valyria, a beautiful paradise as remembered by the last beast alive who was born there, now reduced to a burnt out smoking ruin crawling with dangerous, monstrous things that would destroy all arriving life. imagine a thirteen year old girl who hopped onto a dragon because of a fight with her mother only to be dragged to the other side of the world. imagine a dragon who just wanted to go home. he just wanted to go home.

I have an empty glass coke bottle. What should I do with it?

Make a cocktail out of it and throw it at John Winchester

@hatsoff-forgandalf

Please stop he is drowning.....

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic