[insert witty title]

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

everyone go home we got a winner

but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

@mutantenfisch

whenever i wear lip plumper i feel like the tom hardy myspace baddie duckface selfie

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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