​Me not feeding into my impulses and being so proud that I reward myself by doing everything I planned on doing impulsively

you guys ever think, like, “man in my next life i want to be a mushroom, or maybe a small lizard” cause this sentient being shit is exhausting, i just wanna scurry in dirt and absorb nutrients

im glad you weirdos find this post relatable

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

when i’m in the middle of dissociating and someone offers me food

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

are u kidding me

Sometimes they shrink in the wash

Adorable baby girl being chased by daddy, finally takes a stand.