I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

#cats will walk up to a thing take a whiff and immediately announce their opinion™

One thing about me is that I am Katniss' Everdeen's lawyerdog. There's no single decision my girl ever made or response to a situation she had that was incorrect to meeee. And I'd kill anyone on that hill. If Katniss HAD killed Haymitch with that syringe, or even killed Peeta in the arena I'd be like well she did what she had to do!!!! I will always go to the trenches for my girl. ALWAYS. "oh she was so stubborn" yeah that's called having a spine. "She was rude to Effie" Can you be rude to the woman dressing you up for your torture and execution? "she's not receptive to people's feelings" amazingly people's feelings aren't your priority when you're the sole breadwinner for your family and trying not to die. "She led Gale on." well ykw Gale's lucky I don't lead him off a fucking cliff how about that. "She cries all the time" okay kill yourself. "Why didn't she think about xyz?" why don't you think about how you're going to be chewing on my toenails when my foot goes up your ass!!!

Pied Piper

we should all take a piss on Mercator projection and set it on fire

this is an elderly post with both members in it still activated. op posts regularly, newest post is an hour ago, and second account hasn’t posted since 2020

I am indeed, despite it all, still here.

The second account was one of the directors of Steven Universe

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

this is the happiest day of my life

Too soon

65 million years…

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

Ut

Not what it says.

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

Dei hire