no one's fast forever.

nfl draft is never quite as interesting to me because everyone's drafting philosophy is entirely position based, even for teams drafting top ten, and you look at what number the current crop of star quarterbacks were drafted and that kinda takes all the wind out out of going nuts about first overall.

trying to figure out the funniest possible way for the nhl draft to go and im Thinking it's that toronto takes friggin chase reid at one. let's make san jose have to choose between a celebrini/mckenna line and a defenseman that's Not chase reid. they'll go mckenna. i'll blow up the sap in outrage. san jose, being all offense and Zero defense, will become a cursed franchise, especially since they'll no longer have an arena. Malhotra will go play the world's weirdest rookie season in vancouver (what if you made it to the nhl and your Dad was your Coach). and Chicago will be like damn. that was wild. and take stenberg. if san jose takes stenberg instead, they'll have all the same problems, except they'll still have the sap center #winning. and then chicago gets mckenna which you know. it'll objectively be Really Funny if he falls to four and i'll be so angry on his behalf but also he'd be on a line with bedard soz

one thing that i will Never forgive joss whedon for is creating my favorite character of all time (buffy), setting the stage for my actual fandom otp (buffy/faith) and then making Xander a main, unskippable character.

tumblr user nefretemerson and her complicated relationship with the city where she spent the first fourteen years of her life (cincinnati ohio 1995-2008). a real Specific time in that city's history.

staring down a long hot summer of extremely high food prices and like. not necessarily because of screw worm. it's that the great plains lost most of their winter wheat due to a catastrophic reduction in snow pack. anyway. it's crazy to see how weather in north dakota changes the crop composition of pennsylvania farms (this year it's so much friggin wheat, less corn)

i really do think that theeee funniest part of the entire 25/26 nhl season was that the buffalo sabers just kind of collectively looked at each other and were like. ok. but what if we just. decided not to suck????? and then they just got good. overnight. it's making me feel some sort of way. like. couldn't you have been doing this the Whole Fucking Time? was that So Hard???? was the fourteen year playoff drought Really Necessary if you could just wake up one day and decide to be good midway thru some Random season????