no one's fast forever.

i do think that people forget that england wasn't the Only colonial power in what became the united states. it wasn't even the most recent. the french were here longer, as were the spanish

both the nhl and the nfl have made significant and intentional changes to the rules of their game in order to prioritize offense and scoring to the detriment of defense which Does lead to higher scoring games and more shock and awe highlight reels but it Also means that when someone used to watching a game where any team's capacity to play effective defense has been nerfed by the powers that be decides to watch soccer instead u get a lot of comments like 'id just kick the ball into the net,' which i Also find funny as fuck because yelling 'are u not professional sports people u absolute wastes of space' is a universal sports watching experience. but also. it's really fun Also to watch sports where the team is still allowed to defend, still allowed to play defense.

i'll agree that hockey players are tougher than soccer players the moment They go out on the ice in nothing but shin guards and a helmet. no extra padding at All. and still play thru their injuries like grown men or whatever

who all wants to come get Big and Strong with me let's all get Yoked hashtag letsallgetyoked

i am being Pressured to move to nyc by my very best friend in the whole entire world. and i am Resisting but she is ramping up the campaign

i appreciate that in nascar you can have Enemies™️ who u can smash into a wall if u are Angry but it is Also important to have Friends™️ who will push you across the finish line so you Win in overtime at echo park. YaY.