Bees Are Dying At An Alarming Rate.

shockingly enough turn signals exist for a reason

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

fashion is all we have but yall dont act like it. i take one look at some of u and i can tell youre demiromantic and have a dan and phil furry blog. at least dress like you plan on getting some coochie

I think about this everyday…

How you just gon prove they point like that

Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is. 

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

the gargoyle instinct

(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

me: wow the stars are beautiful tonight  gf: yeah they are me: you know who else is beautiful though?  gf: *blushes* who  me: luigi 

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

can we all get mcdonalds afterwards

we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat