NIY🦋

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Normalize apologizing to children.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

GET THIS OUT OF MY FACE LMFAOO

Currently

How to finish that last minute assignment

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2012: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Or….just….turn your assignments in on time

also a valid strategy

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

I screamed. Im ugly laughing. I sound like a grandfather

I’m never prepared….I can’t

Bruh lmfaoooooo

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

If your gf/bf/bff needs reassurance on how you feel, just give it to them. We’re humans and go through shit. It’s nice to feel wanted.

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

L m f a o

send this to someone who’s having a bad day