I AM MELON LORDDDD

this cat looks like its about to tell a scary urban legend

The Tale of the Red Dot

Sounds like a good time

Reblog if you like Shrek and/or being protected.

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

i was getting ready for bed and this gave me a heart attack holy shit

which Ocarina of Time boss is this

spOOns

Something I really admire about Thor is that he is equally distressed every single time Loki fakes his death

Bonus points if there’s a “who did this to you?” in there

have to thank tumblr for romanticizing absolutely everything. i'll be washing dishes and peeling oranges thinking of love languages its insane

the worst part about reading ancient roman philosophy is that sometimes you’ll read something expressly saying that people shouldn’t do something that you do frequently and it’s like diogenes threw a plucked chicken at you from 2000 years ago

YES I WAS BORN TO HUDDLE UNDER BLANKETS YOU DON’T KNOW ME MARK