Lazy Idolatry

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

are we ready to dig into yuna bullying other less talented kids on shane's midget team lol

I don't think Shane's need to be perfect for his parents comes from a vacuum. I think she was probably nicer about the critiques than that poor kid she bullied but I think she took an active role with critiquing Shane's hockey until he got to a level where she couldn't help as much. But that probably coincided with the scouting and the press and the interviews and Shane's need for intense media training/reputation/image/brand became her main focus.

Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it