I’m in the background

There is now a measles outbreak in New York. A whole ward of cancer patients currently undergoing chemotherapy have been exposed to it. Imagine fighting cancer for years only to die because some jackass didn’t vaccinate their brat and you caught measles. 

#please vaccinate your overgrown sperm cells thank you. (via thegirlwhocriedfoxface)

I am getting this framed and hung over my fireplace goddamn.

Same.

Slow clap.

I’m pretty sure this is the portrait of McGonnagal that hangs across from the portrait of Snape in the headmaster’s office.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

when you open the tumblr app and this perfect post shows up at the top and then the dashboard automatically refreshes itself and then you realize you lost that post forever

clap ha ass back to hell

GOT EEEEM

This is the cutest thing.

No. Actually. Why do you need this? You don’t. Getting your period means you are starting to mature, which means you need to drive them AWAY from needless things like that. Also, you all bitch enough as it is about paying for these things, imagine how much more money companies will charge for those things? Or, maybe EDUCATE them, so they will already feel comfortable about it. Jesus fucking christ.