Requiem of a Dream

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

Ok everyone do it

fuck this. fuck you *unasks my question*

had a dream last night that my alarm was connected to twitter and everytime i hit snooze it publicly tweeted it with a disparaging little message along the lines of “filthy horrible boy has slapped the screen again, and slumbers on” so that your followers could shame you and i was deeply, DEEPLY humiliated but that did not stop me from hitting snooze upwards of 14 times

OH MY GOD?????????

A lover who’s also your friend. Not somebody that you just lust, because it’s real easy to do that. Somebody that you can connect with intellectually and mentally. No judging. Just being yourself. That’s real beauty.

He just says “AAAAA-roN” so indignantly like he can’t believe his own mouth. 🤣

Wait when americans talk about doctors note for dick days its just for permission to take a day off without pay??? Oh my god my friends Im sorry

SICK DAYS OH MY GOD

Paid dick days without a doctor's note WHEN

I too would like to take a dick day.

Few things enrage me more than rich people claiming poverty.

my blog is so multifandom and it’s so baffling that people actually go out of their way to make sideblogs for new content like i will literally shove all my random hyperfixations down y’alls throats

do this to ariana grande

…I swear, the potoo looks like a Muppet that escaped into the wild from Jim Henson Studios.

Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg THE FOURTH ONE. SUCH SHADE

Please tell me you’ve seen this @elodieunderglass

Not this in particular but I’m always ready for potoo!

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.