Woah! What a Clusterfuck!

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

imagine roughly a million people realizing "yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all" and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government

posts that put me on a list

I’ll choose honest over perfect every single time.

please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume

my theatre teacher has all of these on a wall in his classroom.

okay so what i THOUGHT was that the girl modeling was the “daughter” and whoever was behind the camera was the mom, so unmuting this was. a surprise.

“Do that laugh” 🤣💖

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI

If I don’t reblog this assume I died

i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!

Oprah always picks the best stories to share

PREACH!

Remember when Pres. Carter was pressured into giving up his peanut farm by republicans because it was looked at as a conflict of interest with him being the president and all but still having his own business. They even investigated him for half a year to see if there were any questionable financials within his peanut growing operation. compare that to what we’re currently dealing with…crazy.

the moment you see how Trump’s businesses are benefitting from his presidency Carter’s conflict of interest seems like peanuts by comparison