Memeless Faces

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

tags by @ultramarineblues: #deeply curious about how this person discovered the cat liked this game

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls