A Hearty Lizard

Went outside and it started raining like it does in skyrim

@sharks-are-0k

*sees a butch woman on the street and shakes her hand* thank you for your service

@sharks-are-0k

Ok, but this fight, but the two speakers that are aggressively declaring that their wife is more beautiful… are two female orcs that are married to each other.

@sharks-are-0k

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

this fandom is on THIN FUCKING ICE!!!!!!!!!

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

i love a fog. i love a woods.

I love to munch a fresh baked goods

when i say “i love you” it’s not out of habit, it’s to remind you that you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me

as a tattooist please beleive me when i say that i have tattooed this guy before. i know its satire, but like. you’re not even wrong.

Look everyone, the SJWs are finally trying to make memes! They may be a few years late and failing miserably, but we’d better give them praise and cookies or else they’ll go back to breathing really heavily and mercilessly beating their keyboards.

This post is three years old.

@rebelminds sounds like someone’s tattoo didn’t turn out so well

oh lets listen to the guy pretending to be waluigi on the internet they seem to clearly be rational and smart, much like i know waluigi to be

Yeah me having a waluigi themed account clearly negates my ability to have a fucking valid opinion. Ok.

You shouldn’t have let his words have the power to upset you, Waluigi

I hope you sleep well tonight!

To whoever is putting cartoon characters in the Mustang tag: PLEASE STOP. This tag is for people who love their Ford Mustangs, not for kids and their cartoons. There are a lot of hot and sexy ladies who sometimes pose with Ford Mustangs and I would hate for some young eyes to see that before it’s time!

To whoever is putting automobiles in the Mustang tag: PLEASE STOP. This tag is for people who love their anime husband, Roy Mustang, not for dudes and their cars. There is a beautiful, amazing, intelligent blonde sniper who sometimes works alongside Roy Mustang and I would hate for them to see her image and objectify her!

To whoever is putting anime and cars in the Mustang tag: PLEASE STOP. This tag is for people who love their wild horses, not for nerds and car jocks. There’s a lot of beautiful wild horses of the west and I would hate for people to see them and not appreciate them!

when i was a kid i thought that there was more than one oprah, and that oprah was like… a position you got elected as