Sharkssss

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

I love all the references on their own respective scenes - especially one for Gideon (TBOB Bill apology thing) and Robbie (Good ol' Robbie Zombie conspiracy) 😆

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble