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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Seto Kaiba really is The Character of All Time. He has more money than God. He's the reincarnation of an Ancient Egyptian Priest. He gets a lobotomy that erases all the evil in his heart and is still mostly a dick. He loves his brother more than himself. He drove his step-father to suicide at age 10. He's obsessed with one very specific Dragon. He killed the digital ghost his step-father left behind. He literally said "Stop saving the world and get a hobby." People are constantly trying to steal his company. He turned the in-universe equivalent of Lockheed Martin into the in-universe equivalent of Nintendo. A second lobotomy would not fix him. He gets his soul stolen more than once. He flies around in a jet shaped like the Dragon he's obsessed with. His entire dueling strategy is summoning the Dragon he's obsessed with and bludgeoning people to death with it. Somehow this strategy worked so well that he never lost before he got lobotomized. People try to kill him with satallites.

Learning Dreamtale lore so I can mischaracterize them better

I was trying to google about this and found an incredible Reddit thread

not that i care

okay so for context, the Deltarune Unofficial Message Board (or DUMB for short) has a fictional economy that runs on DARK DOLLARS, which can be earned through various means.

unfortunately i'm not immune to buying another one if i come across them again and seeing how insane they could possibly get if lenticular IDW comic pages and pony-posing-coquettishly hearts cards are in the pool.