polymath/pain in the ass/massive pain

when ur friend didnt #growupshady

You got this Auntie

I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is being set on fire and then being eaten by the hero who puts you out.

Reblogging this because ~this is important~

I’ve never been so happy to not have sex.

Reblogging because I tell my patients this all the time and we talk about this at work all the time ☝🏼️☝🏼☝🏼

It’s already happening

Sex is cancelled

i just feel like if a job pays less than $15/hr… they shouldn’t ask for experience.

real talk

Deadass

Melisandre: You should kneel before your brother. He’s the Lord’s chosen, born amidst salt and smoke. Renly Baratheon: Born amidst salt and smoke? ls he a ham?

Why am I crying now ? I’ve never even cried while watching that scene… Maybe it’s the fact that Panda’s lyrics are just so fucking cute. Maybe it’s the fact that Katie’s here for her as well. Maybe it’s because Effy’s smiling again.

yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)

Isn’t that guy

Man the bar could not get any lower and yet some men still can’t reach it.

The bar was an inch above the ground and the guy dug a hole to avoid it.