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hi!! i'm ark/shark, your local... human. definitely. they/ne/it!

ask me about my pokemon friens :)

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wha t is a sharke

i dunno it came to me in a dream

...i would guess some form of ground 'mon?

#unreality #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr

pokematlab

Humans have a species-specific scent, distinct from fragrances they may apply.

Yes, it is bad/offputting

Yes, it is good/enjoyable

Yes, but it is neither good nor bad

No, they all smell different

No, they don't have any noticeable scent

I do not have a sense of smell

I am a human

Voting ended onSep 21, 2025

wishmaker-astra

Hey, you're reblogging from a jirachi. Like... it's cool if you're not. Still, no need to spill if ya don't want to.

shark-ark

sometimes one is a zoroark doing zoroark things. and sometimes one is buying groceries disguised as a person (because cashiers get startled for some reason) because they're out of flour.

#such is life

pokematlab

Humans have a species-specific scent, distinct from fragrances they may apply.

Yes, it is bad/offputting

Yes, it is good/enjoyable

Yes, but it is neither good nor bad

No, they all smell different

No, they don't have any noticeable scent

I do not have a sense of smell

I am a human

Voting ended onSep 21, 2025

#they do to me #it's like something that underlies their personal scent.#id say it's salty mixed withh something unique #of course i say this as a. totatally human person. yep. deinitely.

wishmaker-astra

HAVE YOU EVER INTERACTED WITH A MYTHICAL AND/OR LEGENDARY DIRECTLY BEFORE?

YES

NO

UNSURE

OF COURSE I HAVE, THEY ARE ME

Voting ended onMay 30, 2025

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wishmaker-astra

Gammy?

shark-ark

arceus. i call them gammy bcs theyre. vaguely my grandparent (<- taught me family recipes and once gave me a sweater)

we met when i got. really lost in the woods.

#grandparent shaped #i do not question why god taught me to make apple pie.#they visit for family dinner about once a season.

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wishmaker-astra

HAVE YOU EVER INTERACTED WITH A MYTHICAL AND/OR LEGENDARY DIRECTLY BEFORE?

YES

NO

UNSURE

OF COURSE I HAVE, THEY ARE ME

Voting ended onMay 30, 2025

Rotomblr posts/polls/etc count for this one. Answer with what your state would be upon clicking answer in this poll

#yeah. that's gammy.#also mallow the marshadow that lives in my cabinets.#they are Baby tho

trainer-dashiela

GOOD MORNING ROTOMBLR! All of you must tell me a weird quirk one of your Pokémon has and why they do it, if you know. Thank youu!

shark-ark

kite (mimikyu) likes to eat lamps. they refuse to tell me why.

i think lizzy (vaporeon) is trying to drown me.

#unreality #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #vaporeon

realpokemon

rotomblr: reblog with the worst injury you’ve ever gotten from a pokémon, wild or domestic

shark-ark

mub (umbreon) is the reason i only have 1.5 ears.

just realized do yall not let your pokemon?? name themselves??? like i do call arceus gammy but thats just for kicks

#i mean its probably harder if you dont understand the pokemon language but #idk not judging just confuded #is arceus really my grandparent?#w h o k n o w s #unreality #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr

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pokemonranch

Contest Trainers: This is Bella, she is a Purebreed Sylveon who has won three Sinnohan Beauty Championships and only eats pure gold Pokepuffs

Elite Battle Trainers: This Metagross has three different egg moves, moves at 250 mph and I once saw him decimate a small building by bumping into it.

Mono Type trainers: this is oddish his name is cabbage and his breed is green

shark-ark

me: this is nado the absol and he's my dad. he makes really good bread but also deathglares me when the ac is too low.

goomy-where-they-shouldnt-be

✨Goomy where they shouldnt be ✨

4) my fucking ceiling fan??? ⭐(ToT)🌙 How did he get up there

guys help theres a gastrodon in my well???

she doesn't want to leave??

i think im gonna leave her but idk if itll affect the water

#gastrodon #rotomblr #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #unreality

pokemonveterinarian

I had a dream there was a new Unown variation and it was just fucking Loss.

Like this.

//sprite creds to Pokemon Showdown. their april fools sprites are so good.

#?!?

me, to the feral eevee i have slowly been befriending:

dude wgat's your name i can't just keep calling you biter in my head

the eevee, currently still picking up language:

biter?

...biter!!

bite!

...guess his name's biter now.

#eevee #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #rotomblr #unreality

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