where is my head

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

don’t break my heart you live there

something about the muffle 

Omg this is absolute perfection. Imagine coming home from a long day, your love greets you at the front door and immediately suggests you that take some time to relax upstairs first. So you drop your shit and walk upstairs and get undressed and head towards the bathroom. The lights are off, a candle is lit, you soak in the bath for a while, smelling the aroma from your soap and the candles, you close your eyes and rest your head against the wall. And then your beloved downstairs starts playing music. And you already know how their goofy ass is dancing like a fool and singing into the remote control.

Damn the vibe on this post crazy 🙌🏾

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe

*gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure

trying to scrub spiked fruit punch out of your dress while having an identity crisis in the bathroom at a new years party in 1959

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

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