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Cocaine, side boob / Choke her with a sea view

Wow, I've never thought about it like that before. And I never will. I've already forgotten what you said, goodbye forever

Pete: I didn't do it for them. I did it for you. I'd kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.

Gerard Way: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Frank a little bit...

Dear Pete, I feel like I can call you Pete because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a jam. I know I can't play as good you but I think you'd be impressed with my lyrics. I love your hair, you play good. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about, and more.

Brendon Urie: Okay, I have a boner.

Stop being so mean to me, or I swear to god I'm going to fall in love with you.

Alright, that was uh… nice. It was very hot, sweaty and passionate…milky...

And please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-band [bleep]ing, or [bleep]ing, or finger-[bleep], or [bleep]sting or [bleep]ing, or even [bleep], even though so many people in this band are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my brother Mikey, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave my [bleep], and I’ll personally [long bleep].

Brendon Urie: This one actually seems kinda gay.

Pete Wentz: Hey, have either of you dorks seen Patrick around?

Ryan Ross: *Slaps Brendon*

Patrick Stump: Don't you think it's weird?

We are My Chemical Romance and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.

Dude, auditions are over. You can take the banana out of your pants.

Shut up about the sun. Shut up about the sun!!!!

Brendon Urie: I have feelings for you.