is this couth 🤨 ?

how ilya literally has been severely deficient in the Vitamin since he was 12 years old yet he has continued to persevere so bravely

A Shane of One's Own

re: prev reblog so cliff marlow gives a completely incomprehensible best man speech and everyone is just nodding politely and looking at each other like "do you know what he's talking about?" meanwhile ilya is full on sobbing like marly i did not know you had such a way with words

Real belief of mine that Ilya never gets flustered around celebrities & is always charming & suave with them. Except he meets Johnny Knoxville at a random athletic event & stumbles over every single word he says & is blushing the entire time. Shane is like. Do you have a crush on the guy from Jackass?? & Ilya is begging him to please shut up.

shane hollander’s nonsuicidality is awesome not because he has any particular reservoir of like “life is worth living” joie de vivre he just doesn’t see it as an option. he would survive a 127 hours type scenario and get asked how he didn’t just give up and be like Well I Had To Succeed. I Saw It As A Task I Was Given

that “ilya rozanov to ottawa” unrestricted free agent tweet must have been insane

i do think ilya would flourish as a failed twitch streamer who is clearly in psychiatric crisis hitting the bong (synthetic weed) in a polyester maid outfit while sucking shit at GTA