you watched that?

cannot wait to draw parallels to the last days of jesus and shane hollander in season 2. shane in the garden of gethsemane (metros locker room coming out). shane at golgotha (did you trip on purpose).

april airdate could mean an episode during the week of Easter............

cliff and ilya's web show: imarly

i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on the way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.

there’s a swedish princess who’s currently sitting alone at wimbledon feeling all sulky and miserable because she was really looking forward to discussing swedish politics with shane hollander

Fat baby Shane in a pumpkin costume waddling from house to house with his parents for his first trick or treat

Hollanov has FAT babies and they're really attached to Shane

I think we need to talk more about Shane in the 24 hours following a Cup win. Like that is peak uninhibited Shane Hollander. He’s kissing babies. He’s chugging champagne by the bottle. He’s attempting to climb every surface. He’s attempting the worm? He’s going to the club bathroom, sending Ilya a hole pic and a 1200 word text describing all the ways he deserves to be fucked. Then he’s going back out and attempting the worm again

I picture Anya as brown with tiny little white paws and Ilya picked her bc she has socks just like his Shane