sophiesticated

Hollanov has FAT babies and they're really attached to Shane

Tired of seeing skinny Jane and liliya wlw, they play hockey where's the muscle!!

Ilya gets Shane to do ALL the couples trends and Shane secretly likes it

Shane and Ilya have a "don't go to bed angry" rule and they're very very very serious about it no matter what

Shane and Ilya obtain an infant and both of them love seeing how big the others hands are in comparison to the baby like they can both hold it with just one hand and they're both equally feral about the size of each other's hands, like wow you can hold them up supporting the neck and everything and like warm milk up or something at the same time, I never realized how big your hands were

Ilya Rozanov really really unironically likes surfs up

Hollanov would adopt such non sporty kids and be so confused on how to support them but they'd definitely love them anyways

Ilya has DEFINITELY tried mechanical bull riding more than once and often tries to convince Shane to do it

Ugh now I'm thinking about how similar Mickey and Ilya are

Ilya got Shane to watch shameless with him and they got so into it they were celebrating the happy events in it like watching a winning hockey game and crying at the sad parts like it was happening to them, they were also the number one Gallavich shippers

Just cried over my second instant family rewatch in a while so therefore I believe Ilya and Shane also definitely cried over that movie at one point

Ilya definitely asks Shane "would you love me if I was a worm" and Shane gets really technical about it like "do you turn into a worm or does your consciousness get transferred to the body of a worm?" "Are you just a worm from the beginning of your life?" And then he gets sad thinking that Ilya could've been born as a worm and he wouldn't have him at all, and then they both get sad about it but Shane would take care of him as a worm if it was the first to for sure

Ilya Rozanov trying to act mysterious and tuff after they're outed and everything has calmed down but now he can talk about Shane and he's genuinely just jolly all the time

Shane and Ilya's kid's definitely eat a lot of Welch's fruit snacks