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LIFE HAS BECOME MORE INTERESTING EVER SINCE YOU GAVE ME THAT RING WEIRD ROUTE JINGLE DELTARUNE SYMBOL INSERT SIDE B

You're a master of Jarona, and Friendship, with the love you bring.

You probaby think this post is about you.

It’s probably just a coincidence, but it’s a neat little Easter egg if it was intentional.

I've always loved how Mantines constantly look like they're desperately trying to stifle a laugh.

Donald Duck dresses the way he does because he's a Japanese schoolgirl.

THE FUCK YOU MEAN “STRAWBERRY IS TWO DOLLARS EXTRA”?!

A fabulous little pile of secrets?

Look, I’ve read a lot of hard to believe stuff from space emails. But I can’t believe this.

Look, if you can’t be tempted to buy a single game when Steam is having a sale, you must have a will of iron.

What a waste.

So you start by drawing one cloud. Then draw another, smaller cloud for a head. Add 4 sticks 4 legs, and you’ve got yourself a sheep.

Smartphones rule.

Imagine opening up a message in a bottle, only for it to be just a picture of Dickbutt.

To what you?