Average Rioting Garden Gnome

Your social justice should be founded on love for others, not on a desire to be the most visibly enlightened.

i just wanna know what weed-addicted brunette broke john green’s heart in high school and gave him enough material for a decade’s worth of identical books

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

this wasn’t made….recently?!

Lmaoooo

oh my goddd. I thought it was great from the beginning but it only gets better

generally one of televisions best openings

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.