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@shadowymetalhead
Intro post I guess
I've got no clue how long I've been on tumblr, but it's been a while now so it's time for an intro post I think. No clue what to say here sooooo, any questions or anything I can add later, so feel free to ask/comment.
Pronouns: She/her
You can call me Shadow, as I will not be using my real name on here.
I mostly reblog things as of late, but I also have original posts. I'm also sometimes active in groups, and you might see me in comment sections.
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"Kill your local sex offender!" Oh, you mean the guy who went streaking at his local college football game on a dare one time? That's a sex crime.
"No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe the woman who had to pee in a public park that only had pay toilets, so she tried to hide behind the bushes but got caught? Public urination is a sex crime.
"What? No, I mean-"
Oh, maybe you mean the homeless guy who had to strip down to get his clothes in the laundromat to clean them for the first time in weeks? He tried being subtle, but someone called the cops on him, and now he's on the sex offender registry for public nudity.
"Rapists and pedophiles! Kill rapists and pedophiles!"
Oh, like the trans woman who got called a pedophile groomer for helping a trans kid escape her abusive parents?
Or maybe the black man who got labeled a rapist because he came on to another man's wife, and he decided to get back at him by charging him with rape?
How about the 17 year olds who were fooling around, fully consensually, in one of their bedrooms? That's still technically underage sex and thus rape of a minor.
Oh, or maybe you're talking about the doctor who performed genital reconstructive surgery in a state that just voted to get that classified as rape?
People will do everything they can to get you convinced rape and pedophilia are the worst crimes possible, then accuse whoever they like the least of being either a rapist, a pedophile, or both, counting on you turning on them just for being accused of the crime.
"Oh, so you're saying you don't want to kill a serial rapist?"
That's exactly what I'm goddamn saying.
Once we decide a group is okay to kill, the government will do everything they can to convince you that their political enemies are either part of that group, or just as bad as that group, to get you to kill their enemies for them.
The only way out is to accept every life as worth saving.
The only way out
is to accept every
life as worth saving.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true
Fuck spiritual/pagan shame.
Go hug that tree and tell it about your problems.
Wear that devotional jewellery and yap about how much you love your gods.
Make your pretty altar and hang up those figures and paintings.
Cast that spell and manifest your goals.
Hex a bitch.
Paganism/pagan religions are literally the OG and yet somehow we have been made to feel like we are the crazy ones.
You aren’t crazy.
You are the blueprint and your beliefs matter as much as anyone else’s and are valid.
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this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Do not like
Keep. Reblogging.
If we reblog enough we could save it
Reblogged at 1.7 M notes
reblogged at 1.8M notes
how did this lose over 5k notes
I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
Seeing this just show up on my fyp is wild but I’m happy to see it
True lol 🤣🤣
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Tall, bed, floor
What was I made for?
The ramblings of a ghost
A lot of people say that, "Boys grow up never being held accountable."
There is absolutely a lot of truth to this. But the solution is not to punish boys more frequently or more strictly, but more accurately.
Boys grow up being punished all the time, but for all the wrong reasons.
He does something unmanly? He's harshly punished in order to make him afraid to even consider doing it again. He hurts girls in order to feel manly? Boys will be boys. He disregards authority figures' demands? He's harshly punished in order to make him afraid to even consider doing it again. He disregards girls' boundaries? Boys will be boys.
When he lives in constant fear of the tiniest slight being harshly punished, while he's able to be abusive to girls and be punished less if at all, he'll easily learn that abusing girls must not be that bad.
When raising your children to have "respect", focus more on how they treat people who are vulnerable and who it's socially acceptable to disrespect, not on how they treat authorities and traditions.
Boys grow up being
punished all the time, but for
all the wrong reasons.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.
benefits of mg:
easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")
ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually
ends in a soft vowel sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)
fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter
distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)
wizard.
drawbacks:
there aren't any
yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.
Mg. [lastname]
See it just works
I love this.
if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intellegent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship.
I'm casting a spell at you that makes you get five hundred billion thousand dollars. this is not a "reblog and you will get five hundred billion thousand dollars" post. I am just telling you that I have cast the spell, it's happening
Will this not crash the economy?
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Ares in Mythology:
Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw).
The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.
Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could
Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.
Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person
One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.
Ares in Modern Media:
Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.
Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.
ALWAYS REBLOG THIS ONE
I have never hit the reblog button so fast
*sees that my post has 10,000 notes* By Talos this can’t be happening.
*sees that my post has
10,000 notes* By Talos
this can’t be happening.
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