Gender? I Hardly Know…Them?

If anyone is able to reverse any curses that may be placed on me and my partner please let me know

My laptop stopped working which made me want to spontaneously combust but then I lobotomized it and fed it’s brain to it’s older brother (the favorite child) and it worked so now I feel like Victor Frankenstein (before the monster started trying to kill him)

Everyone in the among us show (including patron oswalt) is non-binary

I’m going to send the mother of all nasty emails soon, I’m talking like not even attempting to maintain a veneer of professionalism, I’m literally going to call this woman an asshat and tell her to go back to preschool until she gets a firmer grasp on the concept of treating people how she wants to be treated

I’m going kinda crazy right now but the reason is so specific to my magic the gathering autism and my workplace that I don’t think I could explain it to literally anyone without a bunch of exposition and side notes lmao

Feeling #normal (burst into tears when Under Pressure came on while driving)

Idk what it is about the attacks on Iran but it has brought out some of the most batshit takes from people I thought had at least a modicum of sanity

I think my coworker and I have diametrically opposed autisms

There are two horses inside of me