rebellious musings of a candy cane victim

circa 2014 you could tweet gerard way about any woman and they would go God I Wish That Were Me

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

Do post hard launch phannies know about the theory that they had dated early on but broke up and just continued to live together and build a career and home together as exes?

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me