SHAD 2015

After the success of this post, as well as hearing more crazy shit, I decided to make another post similar to the original. anyway heres some more stuff i’ve heard come out of college student’s mouths 

“I’m eating mike and Ike’s for breakfast do you think I have any concern for my well being”

“ok SURE I did the homework 5 minutes before class but that doesn’t mean I didn’t do quality work"

“hey I’m being productive! I wrote 3 sentences today”

*gently rubbing makeup brush on face* “help me” 

“did you write ‘deez nuts’ on it again”

“what the fucking fuck shit does this have to do with anything from class, god damn”

“anyways spraying febreeze on your clothes is a bad idea”

*screaming at top of lungs at 1 am* “EEYEOREEEEE”

*also screamed at top of lungs at 1 am, on a different occasion* “I DON’T HAVE VERIZON, I HAVE SPRINT”

“well whatever i just ate it tasted EXACTLY like blood”

“if all else fails i’ll move to the country and start a farm. which at this point is pretty likely”

*hiccups loudly* DAMMIT

“well you’re the one who almost buried me alive!!!”

“I didn’t know what to study for the test, so I didn't”

everyone else: 5 fingers. why do you ask?

schulhoff: oh… no reason…

schulhoff: *crap*

True, I guess. 

Via Pinterest

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The sky from Earth.

Caption&Sources

Wikimedia Commons:

1.- Southern night sky over the Residencia “hotel” at ESO’s Paranal Observatory in Chile. Credit: ESO 2.- The night sky without light pollution over Paranal Observatory in the Atacama Desert. Credit: ESO 3.- Constellation Orion rises above Bridge Mountain, Zion National Park by Joe Parks.

Phys.org:

4.- Aurora appearing in the night sky at the Kjell Henriksen Observatory in Svalbard, Norway. Credit: Njaal Gulbarndsen. First-ever hyperspectral images of Earth’s auroras.

Daily Mail Online:

Earth from Earth.

1.-National Park Bayerischer Wald via Einblick-Munich University of Applied Sciences

2.- Barun Valley via Wikimedia Commons (Author: Dhilung)

3.- Valley of the Ten Peaks and Moraine Lake, Banff National Park, Canada via Wikimedia Commons (Author: Gorgo)

4.- Altai Mountais via Russia travel blog

5.- Grey Lake, Torres del Paine National Park, southern Chile (Earthducation/expedition 4 - University of Minnesota)