Dean Loves Cas And That Makes Me Feral

Council: it is against the code to be married

Luke: lol no, what like 75% percent of the Jedis I know are married (he knows like four including Leia)

Obi-Wan: that can’t be it says so in the code right master Yoda

Yoda (looking embarrassed): Explicit it might not be, Paraphrased I did

Council:…what

Cue instant arguing and confusion from all of the Jedis who are like so I didn’t have to spend this time pining away???

Anakin realizes that they can’t actually kick him out of the order for being married and announces his marriage like the next day but no one really cares cause they’re all to busy reading through the actual code and having existential crisises

Jedi are getting married left and right (a surprising amount to Clones) it’s all chaos there’s a reformation movement in the Jedi temple spear headed by Anakin (I love my wife) Skywalker, Obi-Wan (flirts with anything that has a pulse) Kenobi, and Quinlan (free love) Vos,

Ashoka tags along because the chaos is fun to her

Palpatine tries to use the opportunity to bring Anakin over to the dark side but he’s just like

Palpatine: if the Jedi were truly noble why would they hide this from you

Anakin: Nah principles and regular people of the Jedi aren’t wrong inherently it’s just that they have been rewritten by the people in charge so anyway I got a lotta work to do right now ttyl

Palpatine: fuhhhhh

Luke of course is semi confused on whats happening but he’s a little preoccupied. With the help of Padme he finds evidence of Palpatines wrong doing, he, padme, anakin and Obi-wan expose him and then slime him out

When all is said and done they are thanking Luke who is finally going back to his own time

Obi-Wan: thank you without your guidance I don’t know what would have happened to us the future is safe now thanks to you

Anakin: you never told us what is your full name

Luke (smiling): Skywalker, Luke Skywalker

Obi-Wan: I believe that my former Padawan here is your descendant

Luke (giggling): oh no he’s my father

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i don't know whether i love or hate this fandom

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“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

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Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.