☆ SH0ULDERS ☆

Robby (immediately emailing staff minus Dennis): NOT YOU. If anyone responds that they're interested, they're getting scut for a month.

Dennis: sounds fun!

Dennis stooped getting his period bc of T and birth control. He off handedly mentions he doesnt get them anymore to Victoria. She, completely forgetting there are other ways to stop periods, assumes he’s pregnant and accidentally spreads it around the ED (she asked trinity about it and it was overheard, she will feel guilty about this for the rest of her life:()

Anyway, jack overhears this rumour, frantically calls Robby on his sabbatical and now dennis has to deal with a stressed out robby asking if it’s true. Dennis, having no idea what the fuck he’s talking about, says “I guess”, thinking its a safe bet. He is thrilled that his answer made robby reply he’s coming home and that they’ll figure it all out soon.

- high pain tolerance, but cannot stand papercuts

- automatically considers he won the argument if you bring up chatgpt as a source

- he buys trin avocados with his first paycheck

- he uses trinity’s haircare to define his curls and he is scared one day she will notice

- he talks about robby basically the entire time when he’s at amy’s and she definitely Knows

- use to befriend bugs as a kid, his favourites were ladybugs and he called them m’lady when addressing them

- he’s the youngest, he was such a little snitch

- mama’s boy ages 0-10

- genuinely enjoys being around amy but sometimes he really wants to not go over but feels like he can’t refuse / wants to snap at her but keeps it bottled

- he looked up ‘mayor of meep town’ when trinity made a joke about it once, and for a week straight he tried to stop himself from meeping, except it translated to him meeping, realising he’s and subsequently dropping his face and trying to keep it as blank as possible, but he ended up looking like that miley cyrus red carpet photo. it freaked everyone out

- genuinely enjoys cooking, he’s just often way too tired. he tried to meal prep once and ate all the food he just made in one sitting

- he inhales food so fast he gets the hiccups sometimes

- ships crashtos hard

- possessive and protective over trinity because she feels like her sibling more than his actual brothers ever did

His father went gray in his late twenties, and his brothers started going gray in their late twenties and early thirties. All the men in his family go gray, genetics and whatnot

While he’s not surprised, Jack and Robby definitely are

The two have been married for such a long time and have gotten to witness each other going gray, getting wrinkles, and starting to make old man sounds when they get out of bed. They view it as such an intimate and loving act that they’ve been together so long that they’ve seen the process of the grays growing in and time passing by

Growing old together is such a blessing

Since they’re significantly older than Dennis, they sort of expected to never be able to live long enough to see Dennis get gray hair like them

It was disappointing to think about it, yes, but they were just thankful to be able to love him no matter what. They didn't need to see him grow old; they just needed to be there and love him with everything that they had

When he starts going gray, the two almost weep from sheer joy

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- both of them didn’t think the other was the hand holding type so they didn’t hold hands early onto their relationship. turns out, both of them we’re stupid and sucked at communicating because they both love holding each others hands. it wasn’t until they were walking in a park together where there hands brushed and jack decided to just try and held robby’s hand - they now hold hands anytime they are walking side by side outside of work.

- robby was so touch starved before they got together. before they got together, he would get startled before jack hugged him or put a hand on his shoulder. the minute they made it official, jack didn’t hold back given that he loves physical touch. robby has become so accustomed to it that anytime he sees jack (besides at work) he gives him a full on hug.