Yuri

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ABOUT @sgmyuri,

Yuri, he/him

I am a slow writer and I only write for fun. Please note my writing isn’t anything professional, as I recently got into writing.

Would it be alright to ask for atsushi headcanons or a scenario if atsushi was dating a subcul. jirai reader? Like with short black hair, dull pink highlights and the casual outfits?

Its completely fine if this is too much to ask, i completely understand !! I also dont mind if you inculde other charactets too ! I just think it would be really cool to see his reaction to other alternative styles considering his upbringing, let alone dating one.

Also, Im just a sucker for atsushi and just so happen to love subculture jirai... Thank you for considering !! (ᵔ◡ᵔ)

a/n: I’m not too familiar with the jirai subculture, so please forgive me for any mistakes. I did some brief research and I’ll try to do my best with it. If you do find any mistakes, please point them out and I’ll be willing to fix them/take down this post. Thank you for requesting and it’s not too much to ask! <3 also, forgive me for the short headcanons… I don’t have many ideas for this prompt, if you’d like something specific, please feel free to request it!

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content [fluff]: g/n reader, slight referencing of Atsushi’s backstory, jirai subculture reader, established relationships

[🐈] Atsushi’s upbringing was strict. Being with someone who’s part of a subculture that has rebellious ideals against some societal norms, is surprising to Atsushi.

[🐈] He tries his best to learn about the subculture and support you!!

[🐈] Atsushi wasn’t used to affection, until he met you. He’s very happy to be with you and he’s happy to receive your affection, even if he doubts he’s worth it sometimes.

[🐈] One of his favorite things to do is play with your hair, running his fingers through your short hair and separating the pink highlights from your black hair.

He also likes to compare his black strand of hair to your dyed one.

[🐈] He finds your clothes beautiful! Coords or not. He loves every inch of you and your style <3

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As previously stated in the request page, this is an AU where the DOA isn’t a criminal organization, same with their members. In this AU Nikolai doesn’t deal with murderous tendencies.

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content [fluff]: g/n reader, reader is just as silly and whimsy as Nikolai, Nikolai’s personal conflicts with freedom

[🪽] He didn’t DREAM of your silliness when he first laid eyes on you.

[🪽] He’d laugh when you did something funny, but as he found out that was just who you were he was astonished.

[🪽] “Hahahahaha!! That magic trick I just showed you, let’s do it on Sigma!!!” He laughed as he headed towards the poor manager’s office

The “magic trick” was nothing other than dangling Sigma upside down by his legs just to mess around with him.

[🪽] When Sigma isn’t being pestered, you two focus on Fyodor.

He is always calm, but you can see a small a small piece of him wanting to scold you and Nikolai for bothering him at work.

[🪽] Back to Sigma!! Swapping out his personal objects or cookies by random items makes you two pretty happy.

“OUT OF MY OFFICE! NOW!” He finally snaps at you both. If it wasn’t for all the time he spent training on how to not blow up on guests, he’d throw whatever was heaviest on his desk at both of you.

After finally leaving the poor man have some peace, Nikolai frowned “Awhh… Sigma isn’t the best audience I had… he didn’t even clap for me.” He sighed out

[🪽] Ask him about his magic tricks? He’s happy.

Compliment them? He’s HAPPY.

Pull out a quiz or another trick on him? He’s almost shaking with excitement to show you more things he knows.

[🪽] When it comes to serious conversations, you two found a common ground: not finding yourselves.

Maybe his speech about freedom changed how you viewed things

Maybe you just replied “How is the mind the cage when it determined what is to be free?”

Needless to say, you reassured him, he will find freedom one day, in the right ways.

[🪽] As usual, you never knew who was the real Nikolai. Was he just a man confused and caught up in his own crisis, or was he just acting this all out?

[🪽] You do worry about him. He’s became your friend quickly, after all.

[🪽] Even by your silly moments, Nikolai could grasp who you were, bit by bit. And soon enough, he found himself in an odd sense of excitement to surprise you with quizzes or with whatever new he learned.

Nikolai was grasping the fact that he was slowly falling for you.

But he couldn’t just let this happen, he had to fight against it, somehow.

[🪽] He found himself stuck. Should he avoid you to deliberately go against his heart, or should he interact more with you, to get your praise and your applause.

He eventually decided on the first option, but he wasn’t accounting for the fact that you went after him.

[🪽] When you came up to him, asking to pester Sigma with you, he took a good 5 seconds looking at your eyes with a straight face.

“Sorry, is now not a good time?” You asked, a little afraid you upset him.

Nikolai smiled widely “Hahaha! That reaction is so common!” He laughed at your face. Nikolai does love when people look surprised or caught off guard.

You slowly smiled in relief. Only for Nikolai to turn his back at you and walk away.

If you went after him, you could see a Nikolai staring at his card eyepatch. Maybe it’s best to leave him be for now.

[🪽] If you made that comment to Sigma, he’d tell you to stop bothering him, but he felt kinda bad when he saw your happy whimsy attitude wasn’t present.

“I’ll go talk to him, I don’t believe I’ll come with an actual response, knowing how he speaks.”

“Just tell me whatever he tells you, please.”

When Sigma approached Nikolai, the jester seemed as normal as ever.

“Ooh? Why did you come here?” He turned to the manager with a big grin.

“I’ve been noticing you.”

“Oh~? Are you trying to compliment my skills?” He giggles, fanning his hand at Sigma.

“No. Why are you avoiding your friend?”

Nikolai’s smile fell, taking off his hat, he smiled “You see, I’m avoiding them because that will lead me to freedom! I’m deliberately avoiding them, going against my own heart!” He steps closer to Sigma.

“… your heart?” Sigma asked, honestly, I’d be better to just bump against Nikolai and get the information.

“You see… love will just make it hard for me to achieve freedom. Love implies morality, morality is the prison I fight to escape.”

“I feel like you’re restricting yourself more than anything.”

“I don’t blame you, Sigma, after all, a bird that was born a prisoner will never understand it is jailed.”

Sigma nodded and thanked his coworker. It’s honestly confusing to coexist with nikolai when he says these things. Sigma has his own problems to go through before being able to occupy his head with the clown’s philosophies.

The manager found you, eventually.

“Ah, (Y/N). I’ve talked to Gogol.” You immediately come up to him.

“What did he say?”

“From what I could understand he… seems to be avoiding you because his love for you is impairing his sense of freedom.” Sigma honestly seemed more confused than you.

[🪽] When you finally discovered Nikolai was actually having feelings for you, you decided to talk to him.

“Nikolai.”

Nikolai seemed a little taken off guard by your sudden arrival, but it’s not like you could’ve noticed that with how well he hides it.

“Huh~? Is my dear friend (Y/N) coming up to me because they have a new quiz?” He said with a chuckle before he noticed you had your hands behind your back.

You sat beside him, still hiding something behind your back.

“Nikolai, I’ve been thinking about your thought process.”

He seemed very pleased “Do you agree now?”

“Aren’t you restricting your freedom by placing all those boundaries around morality? If you go against it, you’re just creating a new sense of morality for yourself.”

Nikolai laughed, though, it kind of made sense. He didn’t fancy the idea of just getting in another jail cell, but it’s not like he doesn’t know there’s no escaping from his own mind.

But you still can’t help but try, you don’t want to lose him, as much as he wants to lose himself.

“That’s not what I’m here to talk about, though.”

You pulled out a small bouquet of red roses from your back, as well as a box “I wanted to give you this. As a thanks for being my friend. Fyodor told me you liked piroshki, so I made you some. I hope you enjoy it and you stop avoiding me.”

a/n: hello requester anonymous👀👀👀👀👀!! PEAK request. Thx!!

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content [fluff/small bit of comfort]: University AU, closeted trans male reader

You were over at Ranpo’s dorm for a study session. “Study session” in quotation marks, both of you already know all of the subject’s content. You guy’s study sessions are just a label for hanging out and eating snacks.

You unwrapped a particular candy Ranpo really liked

“Hey, if you eat that I’ll only have two more of this one.” He pointed out, you didn’t know if Ranpo was trying to annoy you or not.

“Oh, my bad, you can have it.” You said, feeling particularly nice that day.

“Huh? Thanks! You’re my girl best friend! Actually, my best friend!” He immediately grabbed the candy and popped it in his mouth.

You didn’t really know what to reply. The single word “girl” bothered you a lot. You thought about coming out, saying something witty like “I’m actually your boy best friend.” but the thought made you extremely nervous. In the end, you didn’t reply, just going back to reading your book.

Ranpo took notice of your quietness, but didn’t make a deal out of it. He’s smart, so he knows it’s something he said, not the fact that you gave him the sweet you were about to eat.

The next couple days, Ranpo paid more attention to how you reacted to things. He noticed your body language, your expressions, even the small glint in your eyes that change. In the end, he reached the conclusion that the association of you to a woman made you really uncomfortable. Ranpo thought, for the first time, maybe you’re not a woman. In fact, you’re not.

Ranpo took notice of that fact pretty quickly, eventually, he decided to avoid calling you a “she” or a “girl”. He didn’t want his best friend uncomfortable, after all.

One day, having lunch under a cherry blossom tree in the campus, you both were talking about random subjects, not paying much mind to what left your mouths. Seeing that chance, you decided to test the waters with your best friend “Do you wonder how people would perceive you if you changed?”

“Changed?” He turned his head towards you, talking with his mouth full (as usual).

“Don’t talk with your mouth full, dude!” You playfully shove him “You got some habits to change y’know?” You immediately try to get a reaction out of him, in order to be able to change the subject.

Ranpo opened his eyes, raising his hand to his hat and placing it on the floor.

As a single cherry blossom petal fell on it, he brought his hat to your head, with a smile, he said: “Man to man, your secret’s safe with me.”

Feeling the affection in his voice and how accepting Ranpo already was being, you realized that his avoidance of feminine terms wasn’t just by chance. All of these facts made blood rush to your face, your cheeks turning red as you tried to utter a single word.

You could just let out a small nod as you rested your back on the tree’s trunk.

Slowly, you brought your hand to his hat. You’re not exactly ready to come out yet. It’s not just because Ranpo’s aware of that fact, that it means you’re comfortable.

As you both watched the cherry blossoms fall, you could feel a heavy weight lift off your chest.

None of you had the courage to even touch hands, things are already good enough for now.

The day you did come out to him, nothing changed, except your name and pronouns. Ranpo kept pestering you and treating you the same way. He doesn’t feel the need to change who he is with you just because you’re out now.

Though, this didn’t last for long.

These past few days Ranpo got oddly quiet and nervous around you.

“Is there anything bothering you?” You asked him

“Look, now that you’re out, I believe I have the courage to tell you how I feel…”

Needless to say you felt the same way he did.

After a few months passed, you two were in his couch, you were feeding Ranpo snacks. Of course you were, first off, that’s all he eats, second, it seems like all of his ability to feed himself vanished since you two started dating. If Ranpo could get spoiled by his lovely boyfriend, of course he would want to.

“Thanks! You’re the best boyfriend ever.” He grinned, laying his head on your shoulder.

“You really can’t feed yourself?”

“Why? I got you right here, you can do this for me.”

You’re welcome! It makes me really happy to hear that😭❤️‍🩹

If you ever want another req of him, you can send it! Idk if I wrote it too well, but I’ll try my best!

a/n: … honestly think Gide represents a really interesting concept and I don’t see it being talked enough. Also, I kind of have beef with him bcs of Odasaku so…/j. He has so little screen time, so I don’t think I can make a lot out of him. If you have any suggestions please send them over! Since I didn’t grow up playing card/board games, I can’t really name them… sorry!

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content [fluff]: g/n reader, game night

[✉️] Nights like this are rare for both of you and it’s one of the few chances you have to see Gide let his guard down and have fun.

[✉️] He is often described as being cold and serious, but he has a soft spot for you. Gide feels as if he’s getting to live the small portion of the life he desired through your presence.

[✉️] His ability comes in handy. Even if it’s 5 or 6 seconds he can foresee, he uses the ability to know what cards to play as you both lay your cards at the same time, for example. Don’t get him wrong! It’s not on purpose, sometimes his ability activates on its own and he ends up foreseeing what you’re about to do.

[✉️] He likes to play classic board games with you, most of them consisting on answering questions to proceed forward on the board.

[✉️] He has various strategies he uses to win the games. If he’s feeling nice, he’ll let you win some.

[✉️] Gide is itching to teach you his strategies and he always does. Sometimes you can win some rounds!

[✉️] If it’s a board game where cards play a crucial role, he won’t shuffle the cards to his advantage, he wants to keep his honor, after all. This doesn’t mean he doesn’t like seeing your puzzled face when met with a tricky question/ hard decision you gotta make.

[✉️] He cherishes every minute of the night he spends with you, he wants to keep on going with the games until you two are basically sleeping on the floor.

[✉️] This happens sometimes, you both get sleepier and sleepier, you extend your hand to him, to which he holds. And thus, both of you are asleep on the floor, completely ditching the card games.

No need for pillows either! It seems like all sense of physical comfort stems from you two’s interlocked fingers.

[✉️] If he wakes up to you both sleeping on the floor, he will carry you to bed and sleep there with you. Making sure you both sleep holding hands (that’s where all the comfort really is!! Who cares if you have your head rested on the rock hard floor or in a soft pillow…!!!)

I've seen some of your works and that you do platonic stuff so here's something. Can I request Chuuya and Dazai (not too sure you do multiple and separate scenarios so if you don't just Chuuya) with a reader who's like a sheep in wolf's clothing? Like they are a bit intimidating to most people and blunt, but care a lot. Cat in the middle of the street? They lead it out before it can get hit. Friend isn't eating? They make food that they know they like. That kinda stuff. I'd like this to be platonic if you can. (like a sibling kind of relationship preferably)

Hope that makes sense and that you have a good day/night!

a/n: tysm for requesting! such a cute prompt😭 I don’t feel like I did good enough with this one, so I’m really sorry, anon!

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content [platonic/fluff]: g/n reader, Dazai and Chuuya (separately), sibling-like relationships, reader is very caring, Dazai’s one kinda short sorry🙏

Chuuya was always keeping an eye on you. He didn’t mind you too much, you weren’t a bother and sometimes he appreciated your bluntness. He just didn’t think much of you overall, sometimes you annoyed him a little by being too expressionless, sometimes he was a little happy about your honest advice.

Your relationship started to shift when you two started to meet more often, be it due to meetings or by occasion. He grew to respect you, while still finding you a little intimidating.

That image quickly changed when he saw you taking care of Elise. She was saying something along the lines of not wanting to eat today. You kneeled to her lever “Why not? If you want to, I can make you something sweet.” You smiled at her. “Maybe we can make a cake and decorate it together.”

Chuuya stopped in his tracks, he was a little confused about this. As he saw you and a very happy Elise walk towards the kitchen.

“…?” Chuuya was speechless, not of shock, but out of confusion. He made a mental note to look for you later that day.

That evening he approached you “You there. When did you become all caring and soft?” He teases.

You were a little surprised “I’ve always been like this.” You replied, straight to the point.

“You definitely don’t look like the type to be.” He chuckled “Thanks for taking care of Elise.” He thanks you.

After that, you and Chuuya talked for some time. Finding common interests, shared opinions and even finding Dazai annoying!!! It was a nice bonding experience.

“Nakahara, you shouldn’t let Dazai get under your skin. He just likes to annoy others for fun. He’s not worth your annoyance.” You try to comfort an obviously irritated-by-the-thought-of-Dazai Chuuya.

Chuuya looks up “Yeah, maybe you’re right.” He hums.

It’s not defined who is the older/younger sibling in you two’s relationship. Sometimes you can act as an older sibling towards him and vice versa.

Overall, it’s a really enjoyable friendship. (And you even get to annoy him sometimes without consequence!!)

Dazai is smart. He definitely picked up on small hints that you were very caring. Still, the usual Dazai can’t help but tease you, since the contrast is very amusing to him.

“I don’t wanna eat!” He whined. It was pretty obvious he was faking it.

“I’m not gonna make you crab hot pot.”

“Please!! I really wanna eat it today!!” He grabs your arms, trying to look as humble as possible.

“Nah.”

“You’re being mean! Atsushi would’ve cooked for me right away…” He leans back in his seat, sighing

“I don’t think I’m as gullible as him…”

Dazai chuckles, standing up, “You see through me a little easier than him.” He pats your shoulder gently. “I never really had a friend like you.”

You look at him “… this isn’t gonna make me cook you anything.”

You can now see the face of a somewhat disappointed Dazai.

He did manage to trick you into cooking it for him. Not by conventional means, but you grew so tired of his insistence you just gave in.

“Here.”

“Thanks!!! You’re the best!!” He immediately started to dig in.

“Ack-!” He winced a bit, making you chuckle

“Careful to not burn your tongue.”

(Ignore the horrendous quality pls)

I hope this is a decent idea lol🙂‍↕️

-🍜 anon

a/n: dear 🍜 anon, forgive me since i haven’t watched the Addams family and have little to no idea on how Gomez is. Worry not, I’ve searched it on Google!! 🥀

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content [fluff]: male reader, established relationship, akutagawa being spoiled, romantic reader, akutagawa has a cold!!

Akutagawa is dating a man that treats him like he’s never been treated before.

Even if he claims his type is “someone that doesn’t get in his way”, he seems to enjoy it when you actually do get in his way to make things for him. As usual, he doesn’t really let it show.

“I don’t need cough drops, I don’t have a cold.” He says, coughing into his hand.

“My love, there is nothing wrong with having a cold.” You wrap a blanket around him

“I don’t get colds.” He insisted, his face flushed.

If you were a tease you’d ask him why his face was so red: if he was blushing because of you or if it’s because he’s actually sick. Fortunately, for Akutagawa, you’re the romantic type. And unfortunately, for him, he’s got a fever.

“Dear, you have a fever, you should lay down.”

You value Akutagawa’s opinion over anything else. Generally, everything he says or does is worshiped by you. There is a limit, though, when it comes to his health, you don’t play around.

“Please listen to me this one time…”

“I’m telling you, I have never gotten the flu.” He says between a few spaced coughs.

“I won’t talk about this for now, querido.” You say before running your fingers through his hair. Akutagawa let a breath escape from his lips as he stayed completely still. Not leaning in, but not pulling away. This is a privilege only you have, usually Akutagawa would’ve pulled away, but he’s being able to stay.

His eyelids grew heavy and soon enough you had a sleepy boyfriend almost falling into your touch. When he finally did lean into your touch, you could tell he was finally asleep.

You conjured up all your strength to carry your darling to his bed, you can’t handle seeing him sleeping in the couch. As you placed his sleeping figure down, you smiled at him and sat on a chair near the nightstand. You just wanted to keep an eye on him as he rested.

It warmed your heart, not just the sight of him, but how he’s slowly becoming more comfortable around you. Akutagawa is always afraid of being vulnerable and not being able to defend himself, so for him to sleep while near you… there were no words that could be able to describe how incredibly happy and grateful you were to be able to experience this.

After a few weeks, Akutagawa was as good as new. The only change in him is that he is learning to accept the fact that he had to take medicine.

He’s currently getting ready to just stay with you today. He does take care in looking good for you, as much as he has trouble admitting it, and as much as he’d like to be open to you. Maybe he’s still scared of being vulnerable in front of you, he knows you won’t hurt him either. It’s just complicated for him.

As he arrived at your place, there was a table full of the food he likes. It mainly consisted of different dishes including fig and a few varieties of tea. “I hope you find yourself well.”

Akutagawa was a bit speechless, and definitely unsure of what to do with so many fig dishes, the fruit is his favorite food, after all. But what caught his attention was a ridiculously detailed fig sculpture made out of bronze. Akutagawa has a liking for curios and antiques, so this was a pleasant surprise for him.

“Where did you get that?”

“I had it custom made for you” You gently cup his face and place a small kiss on his cheek.

“… thank you…” he uttered, face flushing pink.

“There’s no need to thank me, do you want me to serve you a slice of the cake with some tea?”

“…yes.” He said, taking off his coat.

You immediately grabbed his coat, holding it firmly as you stared at your boyfriend completely dumbfounded. The only thing that made you snap out of your daze was seeing him approach a chair, that you couldn’t not pull for him.

Pulling the chair for Akutagawa, he looked at you “Will you join me?”

I don't really mind what characters, maybe Dazai, Chuuya, Kunikida, Atsushi? If not it's fine!!

a/n: cuteeee😭 tysm for requesting! so honored to be your first request🙏

Since idk balls about Japanese I looked up words that are homophones

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content [fluff]: fem reader, reader is foreign, reader has a bit of trouble with speaking Japanese (same), Kunikida yapping about ideals.

Ft. Atsushi, Chuuya, Dazai and Kunikida

[🐾] Atsushi is very gentle towards you, as usual. Being a bit shy, he was a little hesitant to correct you when you mixed up words.

[🐾] You mixed up the kanjis for “はし” (Hashi) on the store list.

You wrote “橋” (Bridge) instead of “箸” (Chopsticks).

If Atsushi didn’t know about your previous history he’d start asking everyone in the Agency why you need a whole bridge.

[🐾] He did buy the chopsticks. After he came back he placed the grocery bags on the counter, getting ready to start organizing everything.

[🐾] “Do you need help?” You come up behind him.

[🐾] “Sure, thank you. Sorry for bothering you.” He thanks you a little awkwardly. It’s pretty weird, as Atsushi was already quite comfortable around you.

[🐾] When both of you are done putting the groceries away, Atsushi turns to you. “I have something to tell you…”

[🐾] You turned to him, a confession? You always felt some chemistry with Atsushi.

[🐾] “Don’t get me wrong, I know you’re a very hardworking woman, but…”

[🐾] You intently stared at Atsushi

[🐾] “I don’t mean to insult you, but you mixed up the kanjis for chopsticks and bridge!!” He blurts out, probably expecting to get an earful from correcting you.

[🐾] “Ah, really? I’m sorry, I still mix up words sometimes. Could you show me what’s the correct one, please?”

[🐾] “Sure!!” He happily answered before writing down the correct kanji on the paper.

[🐾] You thanked him. Turning towards him, you said “could you take a look at this phrase?”

Atsushi seemed very happy to help “Yes, which one?”

You wrote down “アツシはとても可愛い猫です。” (Atsushi is a very cute cat).

As he read that, his ears went pink “I think you meant tiger… let me help you.”

Atsushi rewrote the phrase, erasing the cute part.

“敦は虎だ。” (Atsushi is a tiger).

“Huh? No, I meant that you’re a cute cat, actually.” You innocently say.

Atsushi’s face turns red “I’M A TIGER!!!” He protests.

You chuckle, it’s always the same reaction, minus the red face, when someone calls him a cat.

“Let me try again.” You grab the pen, writing down “敦は世界で一番可愛い虎です。” (Atsushi is the cutest tiger in the world).

Atsushi, feeling uncharacteristically bold, grabbed the pen from you “Let me correct it.”

“私とデートしませんか？” (Would you like to go on a date with me?)

After that he glanced at you, his whole face red. You didn’t reply for a few seconds, making him overthink his actions

“I’m sorry that was a very bad joke!!” He covers the paper with one hand.

“No, I’ll go on a date with you. We should get ochazuke.”

Atsushi seemed very excited to go out. Both for you and for the food.

[🍷] Chuuya seems quite hot-headed but he’s surprisingly patient with you. Is it because of his crush on you? Not really, he’s always been on the patient side when it comes to your troubles around speaking Japanese.

[🍷] It was a day off for both of you, naturally Chuuya invited you to eat at a fancy restaurant with the premise of having something very important to tell you.

[🍷] Chuuya ordered wine for you two, but the waiter accidentally brought only one glass.

You looked up at Chuuya “Oh, they forgot to bring another…” The word seemed to have slipped away from your mind.

“Another what?” Chuuya asks, not noticing that you didn’t have a glass.

You tried to say what a glass was used for, but seemingly all of your Japanese vocabulary was gone.

You used your hands, drawing the shape of a wine glass in the air.

“Huh?” He cocks an eyebrow.

You notice that your gesticulation was pretty silly when you could’ve just pointed at the man’s glass.

“This.” You said, pointing towards the object you wanted so much.

“Oh, I see, the waiter forgot to bring you one.” He states before calling a waiter over and politely asking for another glass for you.

“Next time you can say ワイングラス (wine glass).” He looked over at you.

After that moment, he served you both some wine.

Soon enough the mood shifted towards a romantic setting

“I’ve been meaning to tell you this… I find you to be a very elegant woman, would you like to-“

Chuuyas phone starts ringing, he apologizes to you before going to check it. “Incoming call from mackerel!?” He mutters, very irritated now.

As you turn your head, you can see a grinning Dazai through the window.

[🩹] “ 彼は私を「包帯の無駄」と呼んだ。(He called me a waste of bandages)” Dazai sighs to you

[🩹] “Waste of… what? What does 包帯 (bandage) mean?”

[🩹] Dazai wasn’t surprised. He knew you had a bit of trouble with Japanese still. And he always took the opportunity to mess around with you “You don’t know what that means?” He asks, stepping closer.

[🩹] “Not really, I’m sorry. I still have a bit of trouble with vocabulary.”

[🩹] “Do you know what ‘蓮の花’ (lotus flower) means?”

You nodded “Lotus flower, I heard you call a woman that the other day.”

Dazai seemed caught off guard, his attempt at flirting with you died out pretty quick.

“I see…” He seems a bit bummed. “You’re very attentive, ベラドンナ (belladonna)…” he completes his statement.

“Belladonna has a very similar pronunciation to the actual word, maybe you should try again some other time, or just be more direct.”

Little did you know this was all part of Dazai’s plans.

“Well, would you like to go on a date together?” He smiled.

[✒️] Kunikida values his ideals, of course he always corrects your mistakes. Don’t get him wrong, he doesn’t mean to insult you. He just wants to help you.

[✒️] You two grew very close as a result, Kunikida always helping you out, you liked being around him… and you also liked him.

[✒️] You were telling him about what you ate for lunch: Italian-style fried octopus.

“Octopus” is also a homophone with “kite”, both sharing the same pronunciation. You accidentally swapped the kanjis of the homophones. Instead of writing “蛸” (octopus) you wrote “凧” (kite).

So your text ended up translating to “Lunch was great, I had some Italian-style fried kite.”

In less than 40 minutes, Kunikida was slamming your doorbell “ARE YOU OKAY!?” He asks in his usual rigid panic.

“Yes, I’m fine, why?”

“Why did you eat that!?”

“Fried octopus…?”

Kunikida realized he took your mistake literally. He adjusted his glasses and straightened his hair “Well, I what has gone wrong.” He clears his throat

“Wrong?” You ask confusedly

“You mixed up the kanjis, it is a fairly common mistake for homophones.” He starts “If you want to have the ideal level of fluency in Japanese, you should start taking some lessons-“

“You were a teacher right? Can you help me with it?” You ask, pretty much just trying to get free Japanese lessons for free.

“A math teacher, but I can still help you with Japanese.”

“Sure thing. Wanna come inside tho? You look pretty disheveled for the usual Kunikida.” You step closer, gently adjusting his tie.

“…” He didn’t reply for a bit, his face going red as his hand went to adjust his glasses once more, as he usually does when he’s nervous.

Im so funny but anyways jokes aside I LOVE UR FICSS THEYRE SO COOL AND AWESOME TO READ!!! keep cooking and keep going!!! ^w^!🩷🩷🩷

a/n: no sad ending for you.

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content: [5 fluff head canons (redemption) + crack fic] Kajii, male reader, new member of PM reader, explosions, happy ending.

[✉️] note: as previously stated in my request page, this is an AU where the PM isn’t a criminal organization.

[🍋] He was surprised when he first saw you, but Kajii was immediately drawn to you

[🍋] He watched you from afar for a while, before finally stepping in and showing off his lemon bombs.

[🍋] You were also interested in him, and you wanted to impress Motojirou somehow.

[🍋] If you ever make him any dish with lemon as the main ingredient he will be extremely happy and will get a little shy.

[🍋] Lab dates! Lab dates!!

a/n: I’m sorry🥀

When you first joined that organization, you had no idea the man who sported a bowl cut was going to catch, not only your eye, but your heart.

He was truly the lemon of your eye…

As days passed you kept on looking at him, always working oh so diligently in his lab. You could always hear his beautiful hysterical laughs after he successfully finished making a lemon bomb. He’s so dreamy…

Little did you know, he also had a thing for you!!!!!!!!!!!

Kajii approached you one day “Do you know why the lemon is the perfect shape?” He asks you

“Huh?????????” You turn around, showing your beautiful face and presence to the bowl-cut-having man. His eyes widened in complete surprise!!!!!

You two were too shy to talk to each other and just exchanged shy looks and soft giggles, before he finally turned and went back to his lab. “He’s so pretty” he thought to himself.

The next days you two grew closer and you started frequenting his lab. You were currently hugging him and you touched a lemon bomb “Hey Kajii, what does this do?” You asked.

“Don’t touch that-!”

The bomb exploded, a magnificent explosion taking place as sparks flew all around the room. The red and orange lights filled the air as the smell of smoke penetrated Kajii’s nostrils.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He screamed, to no avail… his screams weren’t gonna save you!!!

Until you stepped out of the smoke “I’m okay. My ability also makes me immune to lemon bombs.”

“YOU’RE ALIVE!!!” Motojirou ran to you and hugged you.

“I am, because I love you.”

And you two shared a big kiss.

a/n: such a cute prompt, idk if I’ll do it justice tho🥀. hope you like it!! btw, i gotta love my trans men bsd fans hell yeah

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content: [fluff] Ranpo, trans male reader, established relationship, lipstick kisses, playful banters

“We’re only buying lipstick?? You should get me candy in the way.” He whined for the tenth time already.

“Shush, I’ll think about it.” You said before entering the lipstick store.

Ranpo purposefully tugged at the frills of your button up “You look like the frosting on a cake. You know what that means?”

Ranpo was obviously annoying you just for his own amusement.

“It means you should stop whining about candy before I-“

“I know you’re not gonna put me in a diet.” He completed your phrase for you, predicting what you were about to say.

You looked pretty annoyed, but went about your business looking for lipstick.

Ranpo seemed satisfied with the teasing he did for now. He stepped back and watched you look at the available options. All his teasing aside, he loved how confident you were in your own identity to express masculinity in a way most deem unconventional. Your boyfriend doesn’t mind your gender identity at all. He just honestly loves you for who you are, something about you just set all his defenses down.

He looked around the store a bit to clear his mind as his heart was starting to pick up from thinking about you. Naturally drawn to you, his eyes wandered down from your face to your hands. He saw another opportunity to continue his journey of annoying you.

“Did you pick already?? You take so long.”

“I can’t decide which color I should pick.”

“Grab the one with the blue packaging.”

“Huh? Why?”

“It’s that color you like.”

As you take off the lipstick’s lid, you realize it is indeed a shade you liked, but never tried before.

“And the packaging reminds me of the soda I usually drink” he adds

“Edogawa, you’re starting with that again?”

He looked a bit surprised that you said his first name.

“Huh?” Ranpo opened his eyes slightly

“It’ll take more to shock the world’s greatest detective.” He smiled triumphantly.

“Whatever, help me pick.” You huffed, satisfied enough at the small reaction you got out of him.

“Don’t pick that one you already used it last time.”

“But I ran out of it tho. Or does it look bad on me?”

“You want something that looks good on you?”

“That’s the point, no?”

“Those two will also look great.” He points to two other tones of lipstick.

“Ranpo, I need only one…”

“Then pick a random one, this is boring!!” He says.

Eventually you give in and buy the three shades you wanted to try most.

“Yay!!! We’re getting snacks now!” Your boyfriend said happily as he dragged you to the convenience store. You bought him whatever his heart desired at that moment… and it was a lot.

“We’re finally home… thanks for getting me these.” He grins before opening a bag of star candy before plopping down on the couch.

“I’m not done with you.” You say before straddling him, this wasn’t a scandalous position or anything, it was just a way to trap him on the couch.

“Huh?” His eyes opened wide “Hey! Don’t take that away!” He protested as you took the pack of candy out of his hands.

“Stay still, I wanna try something.” You pulled out a lipstick from your pocket.

Ranpo’s face flushed red as he deduced you were about to shower his face with kisses. He watched intently as you put the product on your lips, he was completely entranced by you.

“Mmmwah!” You placed a firm kiss to his lips, you could see his hands twitch a little before he placed them on your arms “W-what was that for, exactly?” He asked, seemingly failing to use his deduction skills to figure out why you wanted to shower him in kisses.

“I wanna see which shade looks best on your skin.” You grinned, placing a kiss on his forehead, cheek, temple, nose, you name it.

By the end of you trying out the first tone, Ranpo’s face was completely red, his chest heaving as he was clearly reduced to a flustered mess. “Are you done…?” He breathed out.

You didn’t need to wipe your lips as all the lipstick transferred to your darling’s face “Two more to go.” You said before putting on a different lipstick.

Needless to say, Ranpo’s face was covered in lipstick marks. His heart was pounding as you finally pulled away from his face with a smile. Even the tip of his ears were red.

Ranpo looked over to you, both of your eyes meeting as he seemed utterly speechless.

You wiped a bit of the lipstick that smudged off his lips

“Cat got your tongue?” You tease him before placing one final kiss to his lips, to which got you a whine from him “I guess you were right, after all. The one with the blue packaging looks the best on you.”

THIS IS CONFUSING TO READ IM .SORRY

a/n: not confusing at all, dw!!! I love this prompt omg🙏🙏

Since u didn’t specify which format, I’m gonna do a small scenario if that’s ok!

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content: [fluff, slight comfort?] male reader, chuuya, established relationship, reader gets insecure due to his femininity, reference to that wan episode where Chuuya bought a hat with flowers in it.

Chuuya’s boyfriend is often described as a feminine beauty. His soft and shiny hair, long eyelashes and body shape bring the thought that he is a… very pretty woman?

You’re used to being mistaken for a woman. This day was no different, you were walking down the street, hand in hand with your redhead boyfriend, looking for the fancy wine he’s been wanting to try.

“I heard it’s on sale, I’ve been wanting to try that wine for so long- hey, look at that hat there! Let’s check that store out!” Chuuya pointed at a hat store’s display, he was pointing to a brown hat with flower decorations in them. You simply nodded in response as both of you made your way into the store.

Your boyfriend grabbed the hat and tried it on “How do I look?” He smirked confidently. You chuckled and adjusted his hat, more as an excuse to briefly brush your fingers in his face “Looking good. What’s with the flowers?”

“The flowers? They look good!” He said back, turning to look at the mirror and admire how he looks with what he picked out.

A store clerk approached, a young woman, she looked at Chuuya “Ah, that’s a great pick. It looks nice on you! This piece is actually on sale today.” She smile.

All proud of himself, your boyfriend turned to the clerk “Yeah? Thanks, I’ll take it.”

Just what the clerk wanted to hear “Wonderful! What about her?” She tilted her head at you, before continuing “Are you getting your girlfriend anything?”

“I’m actually a man, miss…”

Your deep voice seemed to have surprised the clerk “Oh! I’m so sorry, sir! I didn’t mean it!” She apologized, looking embarrassed.

“It’s fine, you don’t need to apologize, it happens a lot.” You chuckle, brushing off how much the misgendering bothers you.

The clerk smiled “Thank you so much…” she seemed very relieved you didn’t appear upset.

After your boyfriend bought his new hat, both of you walked off the store. Chuuya already wearing his new hat and looking quite pleased with it, that is, until he turned to you.

“Chuu, do you think I look like a woman?” You ask in an insecure tone.

“Don’t mull over what that woman said.” He look annoyed, not at you, more at the store clerk.

You bring a hand up to your hair “Maybe a more masculine cut would be best, I guess.”

Chuuya stopped in his tracks “What? No!” He said, a little more desperately than he’d like to admit. Truth was, even if Chuuya isn’t the most affectionate person when you two are out, he still cherishes every bit of you. Feminine or not, he loves all of your details, every single one.

“You don’t need to do that! If anyone looks at you for at least 4 seconds long they’ll notice you’re a man” he looks at you, eyes wandering every detail of your face and frame “It’s just your beauty that scares their eyes off, that’s why they assume you’re a woman.”

You chuckle at that last line, Chuuya isn’t usually romantic in public, but he always seems to drop his act (to a certain degree) when it comes to you. What love does to a person.

“Thanks…” You gently grab his hand.

Chuuya smirks and keeps walking with you.

“Hey, the store that sells that wine is in the opposite direction!”

“The wine can wait. I’m pretty satisfied with what I have right now.” He placed a small kiss on the back of your hand, leading you to his motorcycle.

I don’t mind at all how you lay this out so go for it however you want and with whoever you want LMAO. Although my favourites are but not limited to the DOA (including Bram don’t play with me rn that’s my wife) and Dazai⁉️ (who snuck him in)

In all seriousness though🫡 I have a snake, a 2 year old ball python who’s rather long and burly and I thought it would be a fun request to see how the cast would react to reader having one!!! I don’t look like I would have one honestly but despite what many people may think he’s a sweetie^^ (I have always kept reptiles but he’s the only one I’m parenting right now😭 he’s trouble)

LITERALLY DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH THIS THOUGH!!!

a/n: BRAMMMMM YESSSSSSSSSSS, thank you SO much for including him.🙏 also that’s so cool, sending love to your snake!!

૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ content: headcanons, g/n reader, DOA trio (Sigma, Fyodor, Nikolai) + Bram & Dazai (separately), snakes, not necessarily a romantic dynamic || SPOILERS FOR BRAM

[extra note!]: this scenario is situated in an AU for Sigma, Fyodor, Nikolai and Bram. In this AU, the DOA members aren’t terrorists.

How would they react when they see you have a ball python!!

Ft. Dazai, Sigma, Fyodor, Nikolai and Bram (separately)

[DAZAI]

[🐾] He doesn’t like dogs, BUT he would find your python really cool. (he’s still a little freaked out by it tho)

[🐾] He probably asked to hold it once and you could see it in his face he was a little intimidated by the long reptile.

[🐾] “So, where did you get that??” He asks with his usual stupid grin.

[🐾] He knows it’s a ball python and he knows they don’t pose as a threat. At least a lethal one.

[🐾] He looks pretty confident while holding it, but he’s kinda freaked out inside… just a little.

[🐾] When he gives you your pet back he immediately goes on to boast to Atsushi about his experience: “Atsushi!! I just had to hold a giant snake!!” He exclaimed proudly (don’t tell Atsushi, he can’t find out Dazai held a python in a controlled and safe environment)

[🐾] “There’s this guy I don’t like, can I put your snake in his hat to scare him?” You obviously replied no. But you did give Dazai a rubber snake instead and he happily took it.

[🍪] Sigma definitely dealt with a guest bringing a pet snake before. He knows pythons aren’t dangerous

[🍪] He also knows more than the average person about them, as he made extensive research for that one specific guest.

[🍪] Still… he’s a bit intimidated by your reptile son. He doesn’t dislike it at all, he’s just a little reluctant. You can’t see his reluctance through his perfect manager facade though.

[🍪] Once he stared at it enough, it occurred to him that your python has a family, because you’re it’s family. He couldn’t help but wonder if he will get a family as well. The small frown that formed on his lips could be noticed.

[🍪] After accepting to hold it, he gets as stiff and as immobile as a rock. He just waits for you to pick the snake back up “Thank you for letting me hold him.” He thanks you politely.

[🍪] “You know… is he like family to you?"

“Yeah, and so are you to me.”

[🍪] Nikolai was snooping on this all along, he didn’t want to catch the last part, he just wanted to see the snake.

[🍪] Nikolai also told Fyodor about it.

[🐀] When Nikolai told him about your pet, he came to you.

[🐀] “I see you have a ball python, is that correct?”

[🐀] You don’t need to invite him to hold it, he invites himself “May I hold him?”

“…”

“It is a very beautiful snake” He’s obviously urging you on

[🐀] He handles your pet very well and he seems pretty confident in himself too. Overall, he’s not a headache. He wasn’t scared for a minute either.

[🐀] “Thank you for letting me hold him” he thanks you (just to be polite). After that he disappears into his office or wherever he hides.

[🐀] Holding your snake was an ego boost to him.

[🐀] After settling down alone, it occurred to him: pythons eat rats!!

Fyodor hummed in amusement “It’s just natural for them. I do not harbor any disdain for that snake… but I do like my mice better.”

[🪽] He was ITCHING to play with your snake

[🪽] “ITS QUIZ TIME!!” He teleported in front of you. “WHY AM I HERE!?”

“?”

“WRONG ANSWER! I CAME FOR HIM!” He points a finger to your python.

[🪽] He immediately pulled out a mini magicians hat from his overcoat.

[🪽] He paid attention to your explanation on how to handle pythons.

[🪽] He was happy to hold it “It’s such a good boy! Can he be my partner for magic tricks?”

“No?”

“Was that a question?”

“No, you can’t use him as a magic trick prop.”

Nikolai gave you your snake back before falling to his knees.

“You WOUND me!!!” He exclaims, waving his arms around.

[🪽] He gets up, looking at you seriously.

“Snakes eat birds. Dear friend, what do you call those who eat the free ones?”

Get ready for his rambling session.

[🎧] Before getting his body back, he has happy just looking at your snake. He didn’t want to touch it. Not because he dislikes it, but because he’d rather have at least a small amount of control over the situation.

[🎧] “It has a beautiful pattern. Commoner, bring it closer to me. Great. Now go, I shall go back to my slumber.”

[🎧] After getting his body back, he does want to hold it. He asks you to hold it in a very special way: he orders you like you’re his servant.

[🎧] Once he’s holding it, he is very gentle.

[🎧] “You must be a special commoner… handling even the biggest snakes with such ease… bring me another one.”