stargate sg-done

Sheppard: Bonjour, McKay. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi? McKay: No, I don't want to sleep with you. Sheppard: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Daniel: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Teal'c? Teal'c: Colonel Carter. Sam, laughing: Seriously Teal'c, what?? Teal'c: General O'Neill would be too easy. He’d probably be... into it. Jack, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, T!?

McKay: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight. Sheppard: Actually, McKay, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Daniel: We need a diversion. I say Teal'c gets naked. Sam: No. Daniel: I could get naked. The team: NO!!!

Daniel: Everything will be ok. You cannot stop it. Daniel: Everything will be fine. You have no choice. Jack: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that? Daniel: Ominous positivity.

McKay: BE A BETTER PERSON! Sheppard: WHY?! McKay: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

Jack: So how’s the food Daniel made? Sam: It's great! Compliments to them. Jack: *goes to the kitchen* Jack: You're adorable. Daniel: *blushes*

Jack: As a responsible adult- Sam: *chuckles* Jack: … As a responsible adult—

Janet, looking at SG-1: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

Jack: We all have our demons. Jack, grabbing Sam: This one’s mine.

Rodney: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

Jack: *closes a cabinet* *a crash is heard behind the cabinet door* Sam: What was that? Jack: The sound of someone else's problem.

Elizabeth: Can you be serious for five minutes? Rodney: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Daniel: Are you busy? Jack: No. Daniel: Want to do something? Jack: Why would you try to ruin this for me?

McKay, to Ronon: If you can ever manage to get over yourself, I would highly recommend being me.