sad & laughy

Racist are gonna be walking around barefooted

Bruhhh

Imagine hating black people and being so blinded by patriotism

Didn’t some old bastard burn up his nikes while he was still wearing em and end up in the emergency room with third degree burns and bits of rubber grafted to his feet

Good

its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

carrie fisher

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

candles are how we keep fires as pets

this is unnecessarily adorable

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

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You guys ever get aspirations in life, or anything.

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This is interesting…imagine if you did this 300+ years ago. People would really think you’re a sorcerer. 

yeah it would be so cool they’d think you’re a sorcerer and then burn you at the stake