The gods wanted me dead. Now you'll find out why.

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

"how did you get into writing?" girl same way ryland grace got on the hail mary

This is so precious😭

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

@massachusetts-official

just a cute little fact but august 1st is also designated as the universal birthday for shelter dogs whose actual birthdays are unknown

I think a fandom becomes more interesting when people are allowed to explore uncomfortable ideas instead of pretending they don't exist

only 62 more frogs until we hit 8,000 species described. the moment we've all been waiting for

there are an average of about 150 new amphibian species described per year so I remain hopeful that 2026 will be the year of 8,000 frogs

I do love that somebody tagged tumblr's own frog scientist on this post. chop chop dr scherz, we've got 62 more frogs to discover and you're the only frog scientist any of us knows

GUYS amphibian species of the world is still at 7,994 species of frog BUT amphibiaweb is at 8,008 species of frog, and do you know who is a co-author on the 8,000th species of frog there???? TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR SCHERZ

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

Remember to moisten your eyes by “blinking” with your eyelids!

You individuals frequently reblog this post. I do hope that you aren’t forgetting too often?

Me at my blorbos: would you care for some adhd or bisexuality in these trying times?