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one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

Shut down Club Penguin

I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff

what armour r u wearing

wait

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

Make airbags and seat belts illegal so everyone drives more carefully

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

theres an episode where monica catches chandler watching porn so he changes the channel to a shark documentary but he still has a boner so monica tries to do shark things next time they sleep together and if that isnt romance i dont know what is you know

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