I Love Gay Sex

a lot of men that people online are obsessed with calling daddy are one 'good boy' away from shattering their knees on the ground forgetting their names and panting like dogs. it has to be said.

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

i just know michael robinavitch is hung and he fucks Good.

Oh, 100%

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

you're "subbing" to watch a girl "stream" and "twitch"? ive heard enough

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

The second one

some of you are calling your boyfriend daddy when the man in question is uncle at MOST ♟️(<- new emoji connotation i just invented indicating a conversational win, a “checkmate,” if you will,)

hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man

Today I jerked it to the most beautiful thing in the world. A bouquet of 100 red roses

you’re turned on. he’s on the floor in tears and you’re turned on.

do you think by year 3 or 4 of the epic road trip to erid they're getting up to like. playing astrophage and taumoeba. ooh im so horny and need to go to my homeworld tau ceti e also known as planet adrian to breed.... i sure hope there are no microscopic predators waiting for me upon my arrival ....

oh yeah the heroic taumoeba has to dispatch the bad bad astrophage which is not the astrophage's fault because it is only doing what it was designed to do. but nevertheless it must be destroyed. please do not attempt to resist. or do. that's fun too. etc.

rocky gets to be astrophage bc he's hotter than grace. grace keeps trying to wrap all his extremities around rocky like an ameoba surrounding its prey